So they were talking about poop stats on Tyra today.
And they were showing fake poop samples, and I was lolin’ all over the pace.
Then they pointed at the skinny-looking poop, and my mom was all “OMGZ DASS WUT MAH POOP LOOKS LYK.”
And then they said, “DIS MEANS DERE’S SUMTIN GROWIN IN YO COLON.”
And then she was all, “LOL JK NAHT RLY :|” and walked away.
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